Job Fair Coming Up!! Puppetry Of The P#$NIS On March 31

PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS, the internationally acclaimed phenomenon that Vanity Fair called “Dementedly Good Fun!” has announced the World’s First Penis Job Fair. Creator Simon Morley will be holding auditions for new penis puppeteers, and seeking penis support staff, in Las Vegas on Tuesday, March 31 at PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS’ theatre, THE JEWELBOX, on the corner of Industrial Road and Desert Inn (behind Fashion Show Mall). Aspiring puppeteers may also attend the Master Class on the same day.

“We’re looking for the full package,” said Simon Morley, PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS Creator and Producer. “No puppeteering skills are required, but all applicants must have a firm grasp of their anatomy, must have flexible schedules and must bring their own equipment.” 

PENIS JOB FAIR DETAILS – Tuesday, March 31 from noon to 3 p.m.

Job Category #1

PENIS PUPPETEERS

12:30 p.m.       Master Class – Penis Master Simon Morley teaches the top penis installations

1:30 p.m.         Individual auditions commence

Penis puppeteers should come to the auditions with a flexible working attitude and be ready to demonstrate their own genital installations. PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS is an equal opportunity employer and will audition both circumcised and uncircumcised genital origami hopefuls.  Successful applicants may perform in Las Vegas or join a worldwide tour as stars of PUPPETRY later this year.

The Master Class will include instructions on such classic installations as the “Eiffel Tower,” the “Hamburger,” the “Loch Ness Monster,” the “Windsurfer” and the “Wristwatch.” Master Class participants are guaranteed an audition time. All prospective puppeteers will be emailed detailed instructions for training prior to the audition.

Prospective Penis Puppeteers should email puppetrylv@gmail.com for an information kit and to register.

Job Category #2

STAGE MANAGEMENT TEAM

Must have a background in theatre or rock ‘n roll stage production. Expertise in sound, lighting and video projection is a must. A strong stomach and a willingness to stare at 30-foot-high penises for 20 hours per week are required.

Prospective stage management candidates should arrive at PUPPETRY Job Fair by noon on Tuesday March 31. For enquiries, stage management candidates should email puppetrylv@gmail.com.

Job Category #3

FRONT OF HOUSE TEAM, including ushers

Applicants must be kind and understanding. You will be ushering people into what may be the most confronting show they will ever experience. Side effects may include: fits of laughter, hyperventilation and uncontrollable weeping. A general knowledge of first aid and psychotherapy is preferred but not essential.

Prospective front of house candidates should arrive at PUPPETRY Job Fair by noon on Tuesday March 31. For enquiries, front of house candidates should email puppetrylv@gmail.com.

Job Category #4

STREET TEAMS

Street team applicants must have a complete lack of shame and exhibit wonderful friendliness.

Prospective street team candidates should arrive at PUPPETRY Job Fair by noon on Tuesday March 31. For enquiries, street team candidates should email puppetrylv@gmail.com.

WHEN:  Tuesday, March 31 from noon to 3 p.m.

WHERE:  The Jewelbox, corner of Industrial Road and Desert Inn (behind Fashion Show Mall, adjacent to Erotic Heritage Museum)

ENQUIRIES & AUDITION KITS:  puppetrylv@gmail.com

PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS, a show which Time Out New York called “Comedic Brilliance!” requires astonishing stamina, an unbelievable stretch factor and an amazing level of testicular fortitude. The show leaves women and men gasping with more than 40 heroic and hilarious installations, including crowd pleasers, tourist attractions and food products, such as “The Pelican,” “The Windsurfer,” “The Eiffel Tower,” “The Loch Ness Monster” and their signature creation, “The Hamburger.”

PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS will be performed Tuesday through Sunday inside The Jewel Box, adjacent to the Erotic Heritage Museum located at 3275 South Industrial Road, beginning Tuesday, April 14. Tickets start at $49 plus tax and fees and can be purchased at www.puppetryofthepenis.com. Find PUPPERY OF THE PENIS on Facebook and follow on Twitter and Instagram.

PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS is a non-sexual adult show.

ABOUT PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS

A runaway hit at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Puppetry of the Penis set its sights on world domination, playing London's West End, the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, Montreal's Just for Laughs Comedy Festival and launching multiple companies in the United States, with one playing the John Houseman Theatre in New York for two years, and another two touring extensively, with sit-downs in Los Angeles and San Francisco. PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS has been experienced by more than one million people, including celebrities Hugh Grant, Naomi Campbell, Posh Spice, Bono and Elton John, in more than 14 countries, including the United States, Great Britain, Australia, Holland, Germany, Ireland, Canada, New Zealand, Belgium, Iceland, Spain, Italy, Switzerland and Portugal, as well as on popular television programs, including “The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.” The show has been translated into three languages, had a “how to” book published, been played non-stop on HBO’s “Real Sex” since 2002, and had DVD releases throughout the world.

PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS was conceived by Simon Morley in 1996, as the title of a classy, highbrow art calendar, showcasing 12 of his favorite penis installations. Years before, Simon’s youngest brother had shown him his first genital trick, ‘The Hamburger.’ Natural sibling rivalry with their two other brothers resulted in the evolution of a healthy repertoire of genital gesticulations. It was on New Year’s Eve in 1997, with a garage full of calendars to sell and burgeoning requests for live demonstrations that Simon finally decided to unleash his talent on the world.

The natural choice of performing partner was David Friend, whose reputation as the life of any party was quickly growing. As a young boy, Friend began his current career in the bath and developed his skills further when he discovered beer at university in Byron Bay. After completing his degree in computing, he returned to Melbourne with his own highly-individual collection of hanging art. Together, Simon and Friend became PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS. Their debut season at the 1998 Melbourne International Comedy Festival was a huge hit and they soon embarked on a national tour, circumnavigating Australia. This took eight months, covered 20,000 kilometers and was captured in all its glory in the documentary

“Tackle Happy.”